That's not gone well...

[suzie_shooter]

While undertaking annual mandatory training reading for work, I've just managed to stab myself in the face - with the corner of the Health & Safety booklet.

*fails*

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[beesmem.livejournal.com]

*Rubs face better*

That is quite funny though!

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

Hee! Useless, I is it!

[tottiestar.livejournal.com]

Oops. It could have been a papercut.

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

*nods* it could have been worse. *g*

[chocolatepeach.livejournal.com]

Quite a proud fail though!

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

still not quite as epic as the time I managed to trap my nipple between a laptop and a shelf though...

[griza.livejournal.com]

*bites lip*

*bites hard to prevent laughing out loud*

*fails bigtime*

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

*g* I don't know what it is about me and work...

[extreme-queen.livejournal.com]

Quite an ironic injury!

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

I am so useless LOL!

[thinkpink20.livejournal.com]

*sporfles* I say sue them... :D

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

*g* am going to tell the Elf n Safety Manager tomorrow - he will piss himself laughing at me LOL

[margotgrissom.livejournal.com]

If it's any consolation, I once banged my head quite badly on a first aid box.

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

I'm sure these things attack us on purpose...

[bellap74.livejournal.com]

Ouch o_O

Was the Health & Safety booklet adequately labelled? Its corners rounded for safety ?....Is it luminous yellow with reflective strips ?

Then you are not fail *snort* - sue them XD

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

'twas a case of adding injury to insult (so, SO dull, LOL)

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

This post needs to end with "FML"

[bellap74.livejournal.com]

...I've been staring at your icon for three minutes now...
Don't send help !!

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

...oh my god that's filthy. *g*

[beckstar2.livejournal.com]

LOL! But also OW!!

(Jamie's FB status this evening reads: Jamie has tripped over the Caution Wet Floor sign three times today)

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

*sheepish*

OMG the number of times I've nearly fallen over the wet floor signs. they position them *right* on the corner of the stairs where you don't see them as you round the landings...

[beckstar2.livejournal.com]

Yep. I think the cleaners do it on purpose so they can watch and laugh!

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

I'd probably do the same thing if I was a hospital cleaner actually heh

[serriadh.livejournal.com]

FAIL

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

EPIC FAIL :D

[uk-sef.livejournal.com]

That's a disturbingly familiar scenario. I could hypothetically be comforted that those sorts of things don't just happen to me - but actually I'd much rather they didn't happen to anyone else either!

Meanwhile, if it was my face, I'd probably have lacerations from the paper and an ongoing bruise. So how are you doing?

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

it's the sort of thing that happens to me worryingly often...and I'm fine, thanks, it wasn't a complete maiming, fortunately...

[clarkiegirl.livejournal.com]

*from the floor where she is killing herself laughing*

Serves you right for not doing a risk assessment before you picked the booklet up...

Please tell me you're going to put that in the accident book?

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

ooh, ello you!

hah, yes, I was asked (by the rest of the dept pissing themselves laughing) if I was going to enter it on the H&S reporting database...

(probably I would drop the accident book on my toe or something...)

[alisso.livejournal.com]

Best. Accident. Ever. Health and Safety is a Health and Safety risk! *giggles*

Still, could be worse...

[marginaliana]

*snickering*

[wyvernchick.livejournal.com]

Priceless!

[nimnod.livejournal.com]

HAHA! Excellent.