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suzie_shooter1/ LoveShy - bloody hell they can't sing can they? It's a pretty catchy song though. Pity they can't get someone else to sing it.
2/ Revelations - (does that mean they're the three horsewomen of the apocalypse?) - they look like they've escaped from a shampoo advert. Ginger one's quite cute though. Blimey, they can't sing either! *headdesk*
3/ Slimy bloke that looks like David Walliams, can't remember his name - did he just sing "I would alter you"? Oh, "I owe it all to you", I see. Well he's the first one to actually be able to sing. But, just, no. Dull, and faintly creepy. And too smug.
4/ Simone - oh, I quite like her. She's not terribly good, but she's appealing. Although one of her backing singers appears to be even more appallingly off key than her.
5/ Andy whatsit - Boring. And again, they all appear to be singing in different keys. And untuck your shirt for God's sake man.
6/ Michelle Gayle - stop flailing woman. And why do your backing singers all appear to be fembots? Other than that, the only half-way decent entry, and I sincerely hope she wins. Having said that, I think the only way we'd have a chance of getting anywhere in the actual contest is if someone can convince Barrowman to enter for us.
ETA: Oh - cock. *sporfles*
2/ Revelations - (does that mean they're the three horsewomen of the apocalypse?) - they look like they've escaped from a shampoo advert. Ginger one's quite cute though. Blimey, they can't sing either! *headdesk*
3/ Slimy bloke that looks like David Walliams, can't remember his name - did he just sing "I would alter you"? Oh, "I owe it all to you", I see. Well he's the first one to actually be able to sing. But, just, no. Dull, and faintly creepy. And too smug.
4/ Simone - oh, I quite like her. She's not terribly good, but she's appealing. Although one of her backing singers appears to be even more appallingly off key than her.
5/ Andy whatsit - Boring. And again, they all appear to be singing in different keys. And untuck your shirt for God's sake man.
6/ Michelle Gayle - stop flailing woman. And why do your backing singers all appear to be fembots? Other than that, the only half-way decent entry, and I sincerely hope she wins. Having said that, I think the only way we'd have a chance of getting anywhere in the actual contest is if someone can convince Barrowman to enter for us.
ETA: Oh - cock. *sporfles*
