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Mar. 25th, 2012 10:05 amSo last night I dreamt I was groped by David Walliams. WHAT THE FUCK, BRAIN?
Bad things:
- Appear to be developing cold. Bah. *sneezes miserably*
- Four days left to self-imposed deadline and still no closer to actually plucking up courage. Refusal of it to lose temper in face of severe provocation is not assisting matters. /cryptic
Good things:
- Wine, pringles, dip.
- Unexpected!Ben Shephard on BGMT. Albeit for about ten seconds. Still, it's making me want to write something, which is more than I've been able to for about a month so this is still a good thing. Although as what I will likely write is Piers/Stephen some of you may wish to class this under bad things *sniggers*
- Piers' new book, which I sat down yesterday afternoon to read a couple of pages of, then looked up to discover it was evening and I'd read half of it. The post title incidentally, is him talking about Jeremy...
- Appear to be developing cold. Bah. *sneezes miserably*
- Four days left to self-imposed deadline and still no closer to actually plucking up courage. Refusal of it to lose temper in face of severe provocation is not assisting matters. /cryptic
Good things:
- Wine, pringles, dip.
- Unexpected!Ben Shephard on BGMT. Albeit for about ten seconds. Still, it's making me want to write something, which is more than I've been able to for about a month so this is still a good thing. Although as what I will likely write is Piers/Stephen some of you may wish to class this under bad things *sniggers*
- Piers' new book, which I sat down yesterday afternoon to read a couple of pages of, then looked up to discover it was evening and I'd read half of it. The post title incidentally, is him talking about Jeremy...
"I'd steal you two and adopt you"
hah hah hah Simon's nesting.
Also, is Amanda's dress on backwards?
( cut for continued wittering )
Fuck it, I've made up my mind, I want Signature to win!! ...I really wasn't going to bother voting but I've just have LOL.
( BGMT )
"For a threesome to top all threesomes - our very own trio - the judges!"
*decides this would be an opportune point to pimp latest fic*
( BGMT - contd )
hah hah hah Simon's nesting.
Also, is Amanda's dress on backwards?
( cut for continued wittering )
Fuck it, I've made up my mind, I want Signature to win!! ...I really wasn't going to bother voting but I've just have LOL.
( BGMT )
"For a threesome to top all threesomes - our very own trio - the judges!"
*decides this would be an opportune point to pimp latest fic*
( BGMT - contd )
"Simon, what side of the bed did you get out of this morning? because you were gone when I woke up"
"Me and Dec could do with a pair of benders"
Oh God, Simon likes the Cheeky Monkeys. Where's the real Simon and what have you done with him?
ETA: Oh look, she's playing a chair. How avant garde. Frankly, I'd've buzzed before Piers did...
ETA2: I feel vaguely I should support Flava on the grounds that they're from Cornwall, but I just find all the dance groups so. damn. dull. (Other than Signature. But they're funny.)
ETA3: Is there *ever* going to be a vote where the first two judges pick the same act, rendering the third vote pointless? Clue - Answer: no.
"Me and Dec could do with a pair of benders"
Oh God, Simon likes the Cheeky Monkeys. Where's the real Simon and what have you done with him?
ETA: Oh look, she's playing a chair. How avant garde. Frankly, I'd've buzzed before Piers did...
ETA2: I feel vaguely I should support Flava on the grounds that they're from Cornwall, but I just find all the dance groups so. damn. dull. (Other than Signature. But they're funny.)
ETA3: Is there *ever* going to be a vote where the first two judges pick the same act, rendering the third vote pointless? Clue - Answer: no.
"One woman water fountain"
my mind went quite elsewhere then... *headdesk*
my mind went quite elsewhere then... *headdesk*
BGT Finale
Jun. 17th, 2007 11:22 pmOK, so I cracked and voted for Damon Scott in the end, but when they were announcing the result I almost wanted it to be Connie, because I thought she'd be the most upset. It was really sweet how the BarWizards immediately looked after her after the announcement, and also that Piers was looking over at her at the edge of the stage while Paul was doing his song again (is it me or is it a bit weird to make the losers stand at the side while the winner reprises their act?)
Also, Steven Mulherne has completely won me over, I thought he was irritating and not terribly good to begin with, but I quite like him now.Although I'd still rather have Ben Shepherd. In any sense of the word *coughs*
and I promise I'll use a different icon for whatever I post next, LOL
Also, Steven Mulherne has completely won me over, I thought he was irritating and not terribly good to begin with, but I quite like him now.
and I promise I'll use a different icon for whatever I post next, LOL
Britain's Got Talent - as it 'appens
Jun. 16th, 2007 09:02 pm( click for wittering )
I think Connie and Tony will go through...
ETA: Well, I was nearly right, LOL.
ETA2: What happened to the Kit Kat Dolls? They're still listed on the line up for the evening on the BTG website?
ETA3: Ooh, ok, according to the ITV BGT message board one of the Kit Kat Dolls is a prostitute and they got kicked off, and also the musical impressions guy (the creepy bloke in the white suit, who I'd COMPLETELY forgotten about, but we'd been puzzling over who else was missing because it had gone down from 26 to 24) was also kicked out as he's apparently a registered sex offender. Eww.
I think Connie and Tony will go through...
ETA: Well, I was nearly right, LOL.
ETA2: What happened to the Kit Kat Dolls? They're still listed on the line up for the evening on the BTG website?
ETA3: Ooh, ok, according to the ITV BGT message board one of the Kit Kat Dolls is a prostitute and they got kicked off, and also the musical impressions guy (the creepy bloke in the white suit, who I'd COMPLETELY forgotten about, but we'd been puzzling over who else was missing because it had gone down from 26 to 24) was also kicked out as he's apparently a registered sex offender. Eww.
