It might get it out your system? *clutches at straws*
I did like the exchange that went: Cowell: I'm not sure about this gay male dancing thing [because actually it's quite dull, once you strip off the AW THEY ARE GAY gushing] Walliams: Is that because you're a massive repressed gayboy, Simon? Is it because you secretly want to dance with me and then let me fuck you so watching it makes you uncomfortable? I think it's sweet because I'm MARRIED and happy with my SEXUALITY and in no way a creepy sexpest, but you're so far in the closet you'll be auditioning acts for Narnia's Got Talent next. Cowell: AND IT'S A YES FROM ME!!
I did think Simon appears to have weirdly mellowed in his attitue. He was putting acts through that a couple of years ago he'd have torn (rightly) into shreds. Clearly, he is getting plenty atm. (Not from Walliams. NO.)
And, might I add, they most especially do not have sex with each other when naked. Simon has too much body hair to ever have sex. It'd be like velcro. Ick.
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Date: 2012-03-25 09:39 am (UTC)I didn't have a point here. LOL you got felt up by Walliams. XD
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Date: 2012-03-25 10:40 am (UTC)ARGH HE TOUCHED ME!
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Date: 2012-03-25 10:50 am (UTC)*sniggers*
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Date: 2012-03-25 11:23 am (UTC)Last night did make me nostalgic for Stephen Mulhern/everybody ever though.
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Date: 2012-03-25 11:28 am (UTC)I did like the exchange that went:
Cowell: I'm not sure about this gay male dancing thing [because actually it's quite dull, once you strip off the AW THEY ARE GAY gushing]
Walliams: Is that because you're a massive repressed gayboy, Simon? Is it because you secretly want to dance with me and then let me fuck you so watching it makes you uncomfortable? I think it's sweet because I'm MARRIED and happy with my SEXUALITY and in no way a creepy sexpest, but you're so far in the closet you'll be auditioning acts for Narnia's Got Talent next.
Cowell: AND IT'S A YES FROM ME!!
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Date: 2012-03-25 11:35 am (UTC)I did think Simon appears to have weirdly mellowed in his attitue. He was putting acts through that a couple of years ago he'd have torn (rightly) into shreds. Clearly, he is getting plenty atm. (Not from Walliams. NO.)
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Date: 2012-03-25 03:03 pm (UTC)Simon Cowell does not have sex. Except with Sinitta.
David Walliams does not have sex. Except with Lara.
They especially do not have sex with each other
No.
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Date: 2012-03-25 03:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-25 03:33 pm (UTC)Simon is allowed to have sex with me.