Suzie Shooter

Title: How Do You Like Your Eggs In The Morning?
Pairings: Lestrade/John, with added Sherlock
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 805
Summary: For megan_moonlight on the prompt of "Lestrade/John - somebody cooking for somebody in the morning."

( Shuffling blearily into the kitchen )

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Title: A Question Of License
Pairing: Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood (Mortal Instruments)
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 638
Summary: The state of New York has legalised gay marriage. Alec isn't as happy as Magnus thought he would be...

( By the time Alec let himself into the apartment he was in a quietly miserable state of mind. )

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Title: Cinderella Hour
Pairing: Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1,594
Summary: Alec turns up unannounced and discovers a party he hasn't been invited to. Just a fluffyish little scene that demanded to be written, really.
AN: Set after City of Fallen Angels, but doesn't reference the events - one major spoiler for City of Glass.

( Alec stood on the steps in front of the door to Magnus' apartment building )

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There are a lot of things I am currently supposed to be writing. This wasn't one of them.

Title: Josh & Finn (Don't) Watch A Porno
Pairings: Josh Stevenson/Finn Sharkey
Rating: PG (swearing, boy-kissing)
Wordcount: 1,631
Summary: In which Finn attempts to convince Josh to watch a filthy film with him and they make a discovery about exactly what Bex Fisher has been up to these past two years.
AN: No spoilers, only speculation on my part hah.

( Wanna watch something else? )

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So I may have been rewatching the first episode of this series of Waterloo Road (what? I missed the beginning, okay? And then may have accidentally watched it all the way through whilst catching up). Anyway. It struck me that despite mild-mannered-Josh having already expressed an entirely sensible fear of Kyle, when he punched Finn in the classroom it was Josh who pushed through the crowd and pulled Kyle off him in something of a headlock. Not a very effective one, admittedly, given that he promptly got pushed over and they carried on fighting, but still.

So I got to wondering what else he might have thrown himself into if Finn was in danger...

I feel this fic should come with a massive disclaimer to the effect that I have only ever seen three episodes of this series (consider yourself lucky, I think I started writing Dukes of Hazzard slash after just one), and that everything else I know about the Josh/Finn, Josh/Tom relationships I have gleaned from rionaleonhart's LJ...

Title: Dog Days
Pairings: Josh Stevenson/Finn Sharkey
Rating: PG (swearing)
Wordcount: 2,102
Summary: So for the 99% of my flist who won't have seen this, Kyle (George Sampson, WTF?) used his rottweiler to frighten a confession out of a girl who'd falsely accused him of something, and ended up biting a teacher (er, the dog did, not Kyle). Previously, he'd threatened to set it on Finn, although in the end Finn (and Josh) got through the eventual encounter unscathed. This fic assumes they didn't...
AN: I'm sure in the real world dog bites involve doctors and tetanus shots and things. This, however, is Waterloo Road.

( What did you say? )

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Title: Ulterior Motives
Pairing: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: 15
Wordcount: 1,219
Summary: Written for capt_spork's prompt of "sometimes a kiss is just a kiss".

( Ugh )

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Title: Empirical
Pairing: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 2,723
Summary: Written for serriadh, on the prompt of "Sherlock/Lestrade, possibly with Sherlock wanting Lestrade to be a bit rough with him - FOR SCIENCE! - and Lestrade being horribly conflicted."
Warnings: Contains biting/scratching/liberal use of riding crop.
AN: Intended as part of the Cryptic 'verse, but it's not necessary to have read the others.

( Sherlock looked up, a picture of wide-eyed innocence that didn't fool Lestrade for a second. )

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Title: Killer Queen
Pairing: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: PG (pre-slash really)
Wordcount: 1,085
Summary: This is entirely the fault of capt_spork, who laid the following bunny!trap for me... "I would personally love Sherlock to espy Lestrade dancing/singing to a favourite track. In just a towel. Because he just got out of the shower. And Sherlock broke in about a case. (and if it was...say...Queen you could have my first-born)" So this daftness is ENTIRELY HER FAULT. Yes. I'm glad that's clear. XD

( Sherlock had been blessed with a number of gifts, but patience wasn't one of them. )

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Title: Provocative
Pairing: Lestrade/Sherlock
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 613
Summary: Lestrade wank!fic. What, you wanted deep and meaningful? Sorry :D

( The man was infuriating )

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Title: A Case Of Identity (Part Five of Five)
Pairings: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 3,684
Summary: In which Sherlock gets an eviction notice, Lestrade contemplates a rival and there is a certain amount of sexing.
AN: Spoilers for A Study In Pink.
AN2: Am assuming Cryptic then takes place somewhere between The Blind Banker and The Great Game. And that's all folks! Thank you so much for the amazing comments, and for sticking with it! I ♥ you all.

Part One: Legwork
Part Two: Deduction
Part Three: Analysis
Part Four: Hypothesis

( Part Five - Verdict )

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