suzie_shooter | Entries tagged with sherlock holmes

Title: Of Madmen And Their Handlers
Pairings: Andy Wilman/DI Lestrade (Gen)
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 997
Summary: Top Gear/Sherlock crossover. Ages ago

sofish_sasha left me the prompt "Lestrade and Wilman meet in a pub after a long day, and start comparing notes on the insufferable madmen/geniuses/idiots they work with." This is that fic.

( The pub door swung open to admit a waft of cigarette smoke )

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Title: How Do You Like Your Eggs In The Morning?
Pairings: Lestrade/John, with added Sherlock
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 805
Summary: For

megan_moonlight on the prompt of "Lestrade/John - somebody cooking for somebody in the morning."

( Shuffling blearily into the kitchen )

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Title: Parklife
Pairings: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 913
Summary: For

capt_spork on the prompt of "Fuck off, I'm on holiday."

( He could have an ice cream )

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Title: Ulterior Motives
Pairing: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: 15
Wordcount: 1,219
Summary: Written for

capt_spork's prompt of "sometimes a kiss is just a kiss".

( Ugh )

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Title: Infamy
Pairing: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 446
Summary: A conversation in a graveyard. Comment!fic written for

capt_spork.

( Unseen in the high cedars, the crows were a squabbling backdrop of sound )

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Title: Empirical
Pairing: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 2,723
Summary: Written for

serriadh, on the prompt of "Sherlock/Lestrade, possibly with Sherlock wanting Lestrade to be a bit rough with him - FOR SCIENCE! - and Lestrade being horribly conflicted."
Warnings: Contains biting/scratching/liberal use of riding crop.
AN: Intended as part of the Cryptic 'verse, but it's not necessary to have read the others.

( Sherlock looked up, a picture of wide-eyed innocence that didn't fool Lestrade for a second. )

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So Stormbreaker was on yesterday, and a couple of things occurred to me. Because I am a child.

( 3 pointless macros )

Title: Perplexed
Pairing: Sherlock/Lestrade (& Lestrade/OMC)
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 968
Summary: A birthday present for

bellap74, on the prompt of "Sherlock is perplexed by another man in Lestrade's flat." Hope you like it sweetie!
AN: Inspired by a certain scene in Ashes To Ashes *coughs*

( Thinking about it afterwards )

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Title: Killer Queen
Pairing: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: PG (pre-slash really)
Wordcount: 1,085
Summary: This is entirely the fault of

capt_spork, who laid the following bunny!trap for me... "I would personally love Sherlock to espy Lestrade dancing/singing to a favourite track. In just a towel. Because he just got out of the shower. And Sherlock broke in about a case. (and if it was...say...Queen you could have my first-born)" So this daftness is ENTIRELY HER FAULT. Yes. I'm glad that's clear. XD

( Sherlock had been blessed with a number of gifts, but patience wasn't one of them. )

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Title: Housebreaking
Pairing: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 221
Summary: If you're waiting for someone to come home it's eminently sensible to break into their flat and get into their bed. Right?
AN: Someone (I forget who) on the

sherlockbbc comm introduced the concept of the '221B' ficlet - 221 words with the last one having to begin with 'B'. I rather like the idea.

( Sherlock opened his eyes and stretched. )

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Title: Provocative
Pairing: Lestrade/Sherlock
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 613
Summary: Lestrade wank!fic. What, you wanted deep and meaningful? Sorry :D

( The man was infuriating )

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Title: Awakening
Pairing: Implied Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 550
Summary: A twist on the hospital bedside trope. I'm not entirely sure where this odd little thing came from, but I like playing with Sally.

( He was cold )

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Title: A Case Of Identity (Part Five of Five)
Pairings: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 3,684
Summary: In which Sherlock gets an eviction notice, Lestrade contemplates a rival and there is a certain amount of sexing.
AN: Spoilers for A Study In Pink.
AN2: Am assuming Cryptic then takes place somewhere between The Blind Banker and The Great Game. And that's all folks! Thank you so much for the amazing comments, and for sticking with it! I ♥ you all.

Part One: Legwork
Part Two: Deduction
Part Three: Analysis
Part Four: Hypothesis

( Part Five - Verdict )

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Title: A Case Of Identity (Part Four of Five)
Pairings: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 2,237
Summary: In which an accord is reached, Sherlock gets overly excited and Lestrade gets a present.
AN: Follows directly on from where part three left off.

Part One: Legwork
Part Two: Deduction
Part Three: Analysis
Part Four: Hypothesis
Part Five: Verdict

( Part Four - Hypothesis )

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Title: A Case Of Identity (Part Three of Five)
Pairings: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 3,500
Summary: In which Mycroft puts in an appearance, sex is attempted, and Lestrade makes a decision.

Part One: Legwork
Part Two: Deduction
Part Three: Analysis
Part Four: Hypothesis
Part Five: Verdict

( Part Three - Analysis )

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Title: A Case Of Identity : Deduction (Part 2 of 5)
Pairings: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: 15
Wordcount: 2,956
Summary: In which coffee is drunk, a violin is played, and Sherlock spells out some uncomfortable truths.
AN: All started as a prequel to Cryptic. This part still set pre-Study in Pink. There will be more...
AN2: Borrowed the thing that's distressing Lestrade in the beginning from here.

Part One: Legwork
Part Two: Deduction
Part Three: Analysis
Part Four: Hypothesis
Part Five: Verdict

( He'd been driving for hours )

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Title: A Case Of Identity : Part One - Legwork
Pairings: Sherlock/Lestrade (although this part's entirely gen and complete in itself if you don't want to see it as pre-slash)
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 2,512
Summary: Sherlock's exhausted after a case; Lestrade looks after him.
AN: Prequel to Cryptic. I made the mistake of wondering how they'd reached that point, and it appears to have turned into a complete monster. Er, oops?

Part Two: Deduction
Part Three: Analysis
Part Four: Hypothesis
Part Five: Verdict

( It had been a hard case )

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Title: Cryptic
Pairings: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: NC17 (briefly)
Wordcount: 830
Summary: Sherlock's not interested in sex. Lestrade is. A solution is agreed upon.
AN: For

serriadh.
AN2: There's now a 5-part prequel here: A Case Of Identity

( Lestrade closed his eyes )

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Title: Steadfast
Pairings: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 358
Summary: Just a little borderline fluff thing that grabbed me at the time and demanded to be written. ( spoilers for The Great Game )

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Entries tagged with sherlock holmes

Fic - Sherlock/Top Gear Crossover

Fic - How Do You Like Your Eggs In The Morning? (Sherlock)

Fic - Parklife (Sherlock/Lestrade)

Fic - Ulterior Motives (Sherlock/Lestrade)

Fic - Infamy (Sherlock/Lestrade)

Fic - Empirical (Sherlock/Lestrade)

"99% water, no brains and no anus?"

Fic - Perplexed (Sherlock/Lestrade)

Fic - Killer Queen (Sherlock/Lestrade)

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Fic - Housebreaking (Sherlock/Lestrade)

Fic - Provocative (Sherlock/Lestrade)

Fic - Awakening (Sherlock)

A Case Of Identity: Part Five - Verdict

A Case Of Identity: Part Four - Hypothesis

A Case Of Identity: Part Three - Analysis

A Case Of Identity: Part Two - Deduction

A Case Of Identity : Part One - Legwork (Sherlock/Lestrade)

Fic - Cryptic (Sherlock/Lestrade)

Fic - Steadfast (Sherlock/Lestrade)