BGT

[suzie_shooter]

"Simon, what side of the bed did you get out of this morning? because you were gone when I woke up"

"Me and Dec could do with a pair of benders"

Oh God, Simon likes the Cheeky Monkeys. Where's the real Simon and what have you done with him?

ETA: Oh look, she's playing a chair. How avant garde. Frankly, I'd've buzzed before Piers did...

ETA2: I feel vaguely I should support Flava on the grounds that they're from Cornwall, but I just find all the dance groups so. damn. dull. (Other than Signature. But they're funny.)

ETA3: Is there *ever* going to be a vote where the first two judges pick the same act, rendering the third vote pointless? Clue - Answer: no.

Comments

[kelly96.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to think that at the start.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

"Me and Dec could do with a pair of benders"

I'm still reeling from that *giggles*

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

Your icon will never stop amusing me.

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

They come up with the plot, we fill it in with porn. Simple.

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

it's a fair and rewarding relationship *nods*

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

They bring the bunnies, we feed 'em. It works.

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

Easiest fandom to maintain, I'llt ell you what. *g*

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

Shame the show's only on once a year though!

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if we should expand to AGT as well, but then the only thing would be Piers. And nobody, I repeat, NOBODY should write Piers/THE HOFF.

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

The Hoff should be nowhere near that type of thing.

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

but then the only thing would be Piers
Piers is enough LOL

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

I am so not arguing with you there. He's looking particularly edible tonight, mmmmm.

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

*nibbles him*

woah, that magic thing was a bit abrupt, LOL

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

I know, eh?

And that kid is just... no, it's annoying. And he'll lose it when his voice breaks anyway.

...eew, the hairs on his back went up? XD Oh Piers.

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

LOL didn't he say that last series too? Piers, run, they're coming for you with the wax strips! *sniggers*

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

I think he means the back of his neck, but seriously, men with hairy backs are just NO.

He just needs to pose naked. We need all male celebrities to pose naked. I'M LOOKING AT YOU JAMES MAY.

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

there should definitely be some sort of rule. (although, y'know, not The Hoff. He's excused.)

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

All celebrities we find attactive should pose naked?

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

yep, that works. we need to form a dictatorship immediately...

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

And make it the rule that they have to be either topless or bottomless at any given time, or completely naked. They may not be fully clothed.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

We need all male celebrities to pose naked. I'M LOOKING AT YOU JAMES MAY.

I AGREE WITH THIS PART!

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

Sure he had his arse out, but he still wasn't naked. There was still something on his skin and I still want to take it off.

With my teeth.

Mmm.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

*flurble*

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

ngh.

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

My teeth might just graze his hip a little bit while they're coming down, and my nails have been known to dig into naked backsides...

[http://users.livejournal.com/tick_/]

Too late. (http://pocketedwocket.livejournal.com/55076.html)

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

NOBODY ASKED YOU, DINOFUCKER.

*my eyeeeeeeeeees*

[beckstar2.livejournal.com]

Piers and Simon are defintely going to have angry fighty sex at the end of the show.

Meanwhile, I am going to go and lick m_l_h's icon...

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

I would hope so. Because then it might be shown live on BGMT LOL

[beckstar2.livejournal.com]

I so do NOT want to watch that. Piers has just admitted to having a hairy back... ugh!

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

...bet you would though :D

[beckstar2.livejournal.com]

No.

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

This one?

I'd be careful, it's been licked quite a bit already...

[beckstar2.livejournal.com]

Nnnnnnnggghhhhhhhhh....

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

I wish I looked like that.

*sigh*

[halotolerant.livejournal.com]

...an act I would definitely have liked to see more of *cough*

[thinkpink20.livejournal.com]

Flava bore the hell out of me - everyone keeps going on about them being original but it's been done so many times before! *rants*

[halotolerant.livejournal.com]

Simon keeps picking the kid acts - my theory is that he and Dec are now totally in the nesting stage.

Plus, Dec's sadness today over Simon's shirt being all done up? bless 'the ladies of Britain are denied his chest hair' - I think was the phrase used...

My theory is that Simon got all jealous over Dec going a little goopy about Strike and then there was angry!possessive!but-also-nesting!sex backstage.

But then, mind you, my theories about most things go something along those lines :D