BGT

[suzie_shooter]

"Simon, what side of the bed did you get out of this morning? because you were gone when I woke up"

"Me and Dec could do with a pair of benders"

Oh God, Simon likes the Cheeky Monkeys. Where's the real Simon and what have you done with him?

ETA: Oh look, she's playing a chair. How avant garde. Frankly, I'd've buzzed before Piers did...

ETA2: I feel vaguely I should support Flava on the grounds that they're from Cornwall, but I just find all the dance groups so. damn. dull. (Other than Signature. But they're funny.)

ETA3: Is there *ever* going to be a vote where the first two judges pick the same act, rendering the third vote pointless? Clue - Answer: no.

Comments

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

there should definitely be some sort of rule. (although, y'know, not The Hoff. He's excused.)

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

All celebrities we find attactive should pose naked?

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

yep, that works. we need to form a dictatorship immediately...

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

And make it the rule that they have to be either topless or bottomless at any given time, or completely naked. They may not be fully clothed.