BGT

[suzie_shooter]

"Simon, what side of the bed did you get out of this morning? because you were gone when I woke up"

"Me and Dec could do with a pair of benders"

Oh God, Simon likes the Cheeky Monkeys. Where's the real Simon and what have you done with him?

ETA: Oh look, she's playing a chair. How avant garde. Frankly, I'd've buzzed before Piers did...

ETA2: I feel vaguely I should support Flava on the grounds that they're from Cornwall, but I just find all the dance groups so. damn. dull. (Other than Signature. But they're funny.)

ETA3: Is there *ever* going to be a vote where the first two judges pick the same act, rendering the third vote pointless? Clue - Answer: no.

Comments

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

I think he means the back of his neck, but seriously, men with hairy backs are just NO.

He just needs to pose naked. We need all male celebrities to pose naked. I'M LOOKING AT YOU JAMES MAY.

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

there should definitely be some sort of rule. (although, y'know, not The Hoff. He's excused.)

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

All celebrities we find attactive should pose naked?

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

yep, that works. we need to form a dictatorship immediately...

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

And make it the rule that they have to be either topless or bottomless at any given time, or completely naked. They may not be fully clothed.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

We need all male celebrities to pose naked. I'M LOOKING AT YOU JAMES MAY.

I AGREE WITH THIS PART!

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

Sure he had his arse out, but he still wasn't naked. There was still something on his skin and I still want to take it off.

With my teeth.

Mmm.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

*flurble*

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

ngh.

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

My teeth might just graze his hip a little bit while they're coming down, and my nails have been known to dig into naked backsides...