Mystery Meme answers!
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suzie_shooterSo, my 15 were...
1. Aziraphale
2. James May
3. Peter Jones
4. Sherlock Holmes
5. Captain Jack Harkness
6. Rodney McKay
7. Jeremy Clarkson
8. John Sheppard
9. John Steed
10. Dean Winchester
11. Emma Peel
12. Theo Paphitis
13. Piers Morgan
14. Steel (as in Sapphire and..)
15. Crowley
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ladybella (who turned out to have a scary ability to pair up, er, pairings)
Peter Jones and Theo Paphitis enter a dance competition. What kind of dance do they do, and who wins?
I think it would be that manner of dance generally categorised as 'tragically unhip'. Theo would win because Peter would refuse to acknowledge that he didn't actually look cool, and storm out when people laughed at him.
Rodney McKay, Jeremy Clarkson, and John Sheppard are all judges for Britain's Got Talent. What acts do they like?
Clarkson and Sheppard would go for the scantily clad dancers with sparkly and remarkably small costumes. Mckay would loudly deplore this approach and go for the more technically accomplished acts, although secretly he'd agree with them about the dancers.
If Aziraphale was stranded on a deserted island, how would Crowley try to rescue him?
While rescue itself wouldn't be a problem, the issue would be getting Aziraphale to accept the help. Crowley would probably spend his time idling just offshore in a posh yacht, until he could tempt Aziraphale into coming aboard.And when I say "coming aboard"....
rionaleonhart
Captain Jack Harkness, Theo Paphitis and Steel move in together. Who storms out of the house first and why?
Oh Steel, almost certainly. Notoriously short tempred and unlikely to put up with either Jack's general behaviour or the amount of giggling it would prompt in Theo.
Aziraphale/Jeremy Clarkson or Aziraphale/Dean Winchester? Why?
Hmmn, Dean would probably be too distrustful of *anything* supernatural to be comfortable with that, while I can see Jeremy going for Aziraphale just because he reminds him of James...
extreme_queen
If Aziraphale had to have sex with Crowley in order to save Jeremy Clarkson, would he?
Oh yes. The fact that he'd be saving a life would just be an added bonus really.
Could Peter Jones and John Steed live together happily?
I think they could. Both stonkingly rich and a bit superior.
What would the offspring of John Sheppard and Emma Peel look like?
Quite staggeringly attractive. Lean, fit, dark haired, and gorgeous.
cryforthemoon
James May and Peter Jones get caught with a coat hanger and some biscuits in a stationery cupboard; what does Theo Paphitis think when he discovers them?
He'd initially be quite irate at the misuse of the stationery cupboard. He'd confiscate the biscuits in case they got crumbs on the notebooks. He'd be halfway down the corridor before the double-take kicked in, then he'd run back and join in.
bubbles_san
If Sherlock Holmes were to attempt world domination, how would he go about it? Who would be more likely to stop them, Crowley or Jeremy Clarkson? Who is the sidekick to Jeremy Clarkson and who is the sidekick to Sherlock Holmes? Why does Sherlock Holmes feel the need to attempt world domination? (alternately, world destruction. THAT'S UP TO YOU.)
He would cunningly disguise himself and take over via the various crime syndicates. I think Jeremy would be the more likely to try and stop him, just because Crowley would think it was a good idea in the first place. Jeremy's sidekick would, of course, be James. I think Holmes' sidekick would probably be Piers. Zombified or not. Holmes would be doing it just to prove that he could, as an intellectual exercise. Also, possibly, to impress Watson enough to get him into bed.
James May and John Steed are internet best friends and arrange a meetup irl. Where do they meet, and what happens?
They meet in a charming country pub for a manly pint of ale, and then they go back to Steed's house and spend hours re-enacting various wars with Steed's toy soldiers.
Aziraphale, Captain Jack Harkness, and John Sheppard are contestants on a game show where Peter Jones is the host. What is the purpose of this game show? Who wins and who cheats? Is the loser a sore loser, the winner a sore winner? What are some of the rules and prizes? Which other number is the announcer?
With those three, I think it must be something to do with saving the universe, possibly this is the prize. They would have to solve various types of apocaylptic threat, perhaps with musical interludes. Jack wins, because he's the only one that cheats, and also has slept with Peter beforehand. Emma Peel is the announcer, in a slinky catsuit.
Emma Peel and Steel vs Theo Paphitis and Rodney McKay in a no holds barred contest of sorts. What is the contest and what happens? Which pair wins?
It is a contest of coolness, poise, and kickass moves. Emma and Steel win hands down, with two falls and a submission.
Piers Morgan publishes a book of poetry. What sort of poetry does he write?
Zombie haikus.
All of the numbers are members of a pirate crew. Which one is captain? Which ones are cabin boy, first mate, gunman, ship's doctor, navigator, and anything else I'm forgetting that is vital to a pirate crew? What is the name of their ship? What sort of pirates are they?
Captain Jack, obviously, is captain (occasionally he wakes with a strange craving for rum). Jeremy is gunman, and has to be carefully supervised by first mate James May, in case he blows holes in their own ship. Aziraphale is ship's doctor, having an uncanny healing touch, Mckay is navigator, and Theo is cabin boy, although objects to this. Peter says he has to be because he's smallest. Peter himself is lookout, because he's so tall he doesn't have to climb the mast. The ship is The Veyron. They are possibly the worst pirates the world has ever seen.
chocolatepeach
What would Captain Jack Harkness hate most about Piers Morgan?
Jack tried out for BGT in Cardiff and Piers buzzed him after five seconds. After that he refuses to let anyone in the hub mention his name or watch the show.
Would John Steed rather sleep with Aziraphale, or Peter Jones?
I think probably Peter, as we've already established they'd be quite happy living together.
If Peter Jones wrote a diary and Steel found and read it, what would they think?
He'd laugh at the pointless preoccupation with money, in a universe this big and this fragile. Although he'd quite fancy trying out some of the other things with this Paphitis chap...
thinkpink20
If Dean Winchester caught Sherlock Holmes naked in a shower room, would they make a move and get it on?
I think probably not. Sherlock'd be up for it, but too worried that Watson would sulk.
If you had to have sex with Peter Jones in order to save the world, would you do it?
Yes. Saving the world would be a bonus, really.
sacred_sarcasm
What is it about Crowley that makes Dean Winchester want to stab him to death?
Other than he fact that he's a demon? Possibly the fact that he made all the tapes in his car turn into the Best of Queen?
What little tic does John Steed have that always tips John Sheppard off that he is in a dangerously bad mood?
He starts to slap his umbrella agaisnt his leg. It starts as a little tap and gets harder. Sheppard knows if Steed gets too pissed off, the swordstick'll come out, and someone's going to lose a testicle.
rhosyndu
Dean Winchester writes a best selling book in which Rodney McKay and John Sheppard fall in love; who out of the rest is first in the queue at the signing?
Well I don't know about them but I'd read it. And I think probably Captain Jack would be there in the queue.
Peter Jones and Steel are at school together; are they friends, do they fight or snog behind the bike shed or do they just lust over maths teacher James May?
Hmmn, I'm not at all sure they'd get on. (Steel would be secretly suspicious that Sapphire fancied Peter, and would consequently keep opening small time rifts in Peter's desk, so his homework was always one day behind). They'd both fancy that nice Mr May though, it's the reason Peter's so good at mental maths to this day.
1. Aziraphale
2. James May
3. Peter Jones
4. Sherlock Holmes
5. Captain Jack Harkness
6. Rodney McKay
7. Jeremy Clarkson
8. John Sheppard
9. John Steed
10. Dean Winchester
11. Emma Peel
12. Theo Paphitis
13. Piers Morgan
14. Steel (as in Sapphire and..)
15. Crowley
ladybella (who turned out to have a scary ability to pair up, er, pairings)Peter Jones and Theo Paphitis enter a dance competition. What kind of dance do they do, and who wins?
I think it would be that manner of dance generally categorised as 'tragically unhip'. Theo would win because Peter would refuse to acknowledge that he didn't actually look cool, and storm out when people laughed at him.
Rodney McKay, Jeremy Clarkson, and John Sheppard are all judges for Britain's Got Talent. What acts do they like?
Clarkson and Sheppard would go for the scantily clad dancers with sparkly and remarkably small costumes. Mckay would loudly deplore this approach and go for the more technically accomplished acts, although secretly he'd agree with them about the dancers.
If Aziraphale was stranded on a deserted island, how would Crowley try to rescue him?
While rescue itself wouldn't be a problem, the issue would be getting Aziraphale to accept the help. Crowley would probably spend his time idling just offshore in a posh yacht, until he could tempt Aziraphale into coming aboard.
rionaleonhartCaptain Jack Harkness, Theo Paphitis and Steel move in together. Who storms out of the house first and why?
Oh Steel, almost certainly. Notoriously short tempred and unlikely to put up with either Jack's general behaviour or the amount of giggling it would prompt in Theo.
Aziraphale/Jeremy Clarkson or Aziraphale/Dean Winchester? Why?
Hmmn, Dean would probably be too distrustful of *anything* supernatural to be comfortable with that, while I can see Jeremy going for Aziraphale just because he reminds him of James...
extreme_queenIf Aziraphale had to have sex with Crowley in order to save Jeremy Clarkson, would he?
Oh yes. The fact that he'd be saving a life would just be an added bonus really.
Could Peter Jones and John Steed live together happily?
I think they could. Both stonkingly rich and a bit superior.
What would the offspring of John Sheppard and Emma Peel look like?
Quite staggeringly attractive. Lean, fit, dark haired, and gorgeous.
cryforthemoonJames May and Peter Jones get caught with a coat hanger and some biscuits in a stationery cupboard; what does Theo Paphitis think when he discovers them?
He'd initially be quite irate at the misuse of the stationery cupboard. He'd confiscate the biscuits in case they got crumbs on the notebooks. He'd be halfway down the corridor before the double-take kicked in, then he'd run back and join in.
bubbles_sanIf Sherlock Holmes were to attempt world domination, how would he go about it? Who would be more likely to stop them, Crowley or Jeremy Clarkson? Who is the sidekick to Jeremy Clarkson and who is the sidekick to Sherlock Holmes? Why does Sherlock Holmes feel the need to attempt world domination? (alternately, world destruction. THAT'S UP TO YOU.)
He would cunningly disguise himself and take over via the various crime syndicates. I think Jeremy would be the more likely to try and stop him, just because Crowley would think it was a good idea in the first place. Jeremy's sidekick would, of course, be James. I think Holmes' sidekick would probably be Piers. Zombified or not. Holmes would be doing it just to prove that he could, as an intellectual exercise. Also, possibly, to impress Watson enough to get him into bed.
James May and John Steed are internet best friends and arrange a meetup irl. Where do they meet, and what happens?
They meet in a charming country pub for a manly pint of ale, and then they go back to Steed's house and spend hours re-enacting various wars with Steed's toy soldiers.
Aziraphale, Captain Jack Harkness, and John Sheppard are contestants on a game show where Peter Jones is the host. What is the purpose of this game show? Who wins and who cheats? Is the loser a sore loser, the winner a sore winner? What are some of the rules and prizes? Which other number is the announcer?
With those three, I think it must be something to do with saving the universe, possibly this is the prize. They would have to solve various types of apocaylptic threat, perhaps with musical interludes. Jack wins, because he's the only one that cheats, and also has slept with Peter beforehand. Emma Peel is the announcer, in a slinky catsuit.
Emma Peel and Steel vs Theo Paphitis and Rodney McKay in a no holds barred contest of sorts. What is the contest and what happens? Which pair wins?
It is a contest of coolness, poise, and kickass moves. Emma and Steel win hands down, with two falls and a submission.
Piers Morgan publishes a book of poetry. What sort of poetry does he write?
Zombie haikus.
All of the numbers are members of a pirate crew. Which one is captain? Which ones are cabin boy, first mate, gunman, ship's doctor, navigator, and anything else I'm forgetting that is vital to a pirate crew? What is the name of their ship? What sort of pirates are they?
Captain Jack, obviously, is captain (occasionally he wakes with a strange craving for rum). Jeremy is gunman, and has to be carefully supervised by first mate James May, in case he blows holes in their own ship. Aziraphale is ship's doctor, having an uncanny healing touch, Mckay is navigator, and Theo is cabin boy, although objects to this. Peter says he has to be because he's smallest. Peter himself is lookout, because he's so tall he doesn't have to climb the mast. The ship is The Veyron. They are possibly the worst pirates the world has ever seen.
chocolatepeachWhat would Captain Jack Harkness hate most about Piers Morgan?
Jack tried out for BGT in Cardiff and Piers buzzed him after five seconds. After that he refuses to let anyone in the hub mention his name or watch the show.
Would John Steed rather sleep with Aziraphale, or Peter Jones?
I think probably Peter, as we've already established they'd be quite happy living together.
If Peter Jones wrote a diary and Steel found and read it, what would they think?
He'd laugh at the pointless preoccupation with money, in a universe this big and this fragile. Although he'd quite fancy trying out some of the other things with this Paphitis chap...
thinkpink20If Dean Winchester caught Sherlock Holmes naked in a shower room, would they make a move and get it on?
I think probably not. Sherlock'd be up for it, but too worried that Watson would sulk.
If you had to have sex with Peter Jones in order to save the world, would you do it?
Yes. Saving the world would be a bonus, really.
sacred_sarcasmWhat is it about Crowley that makes Dean Winchester want to stab him to death?
Other than he fact that he's a demon? Possibly the fact that he made all the tapes in his car turn into the Best of Queen?
What little tic does John Steed have that always tips John Sheppard off that he is in a dangerously bad mood?
He starts to slap his umbrella agaisnt his leg. It starts as a little tap and gets harder. Sheppard knows if Steed gets too pissed off, the swordstick'll come out, and someone's going to lose a testicle.
rhosynduDean Winchester writes a best selling book in which Rodney McKay and John Sheppard fall in love; who out of the rest is first in the queue at the signing?
Well I don't know about them but I'd read it. And I think probably Captain Jack would be there in the queue.
Peter Jones and Steel are at school together; are they friends, do they fight or snog behind the bike shed or do they just lust over maths teacher James May?
Hmmn, I'm not at all sure they'd get on. (Steel would be secretly suspicious that Sapphire fancied Peter, and would consequently keep opening small time rifts in Peter's desk, so his homework was always one day behind). They'd both fancy that nice Mr May though, it's the reason Peter's so good at mental maths to this day.
