Book/Fic Meme

1. Under the cut tag you will find ten prompts, all of which are book titles (selected at random from my shelves).
2. Choose one of the prompts, and - using any appropriate fandom/character[s] - write.
3. Reply with your teeny weeny story in the comments to this post.

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ETA: The comments now contain the following fics:
3x Good Omens
3x Top Gear
1x Black Books
1x Nightside