"Art thou a witch, viva Espana?"

Erm, apologies to those I still owe GO ficlets to, I haven't forgotten, honest...

Also, I would like to nominate as the most disconcerting thing in the world, having a laptop on your, er, lap and working at a desktop PC at the same time (hey get me, multitasking. No, not like that.) I keep typing things on the wrong keyboard, and staring at the screen in bemusement wondering where they are...