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You know work is getting too complicated when - you have a stress dream about trying to order an elephant for your project. An elephant. WTF?

Comedy moment of the week so far at work - was walking through a dept that's having building work done, with one of the Health & Safety managers. Not having been informed of what was going on, he found the secretary and demanded to know who was running the works, and that he wanted to see him immediately. A bit later, we were standing outside discussing something, when the guy in question walks out of a doorway, clocks the H&S guy (who's got his back to him) and does an instant about-turn and disappears back inside. You probably had to be there, but trust me it was funny at the time. And no I didn't tell on him :D

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OW OW OW FUCK.

I've just sliced into my index finger chopping an onion with a fuck-off big knife.

OW. *whimpers*

ETA: Plz can someone be inventing a plaster you can open with one hand? Kthksbai.

"Dolly gives good strontium!"

Well, I'm pleased to see Bonekickers steadfastly refuses to get any more plausible. Actually, am I the only one to think that the most implausible thing is the concept of Ben/Gillian? I know it sounds bitchy, but she looks so much older than him. ETA: OK, so JG's only actually 3 years older than AL. Oops.

Anyway, Roman hand grenades, how cool was that?!

And Ben/Dolly is now pretty much canon, what with that hug and the fact that I'm sure it was actually Dolly he kept looking at during the speech at the end about kinks...(and said something about not being straight, heh. I forget the precise wording...) *sporfles*

( my blurry evidence, let me show it to you )