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So it turns out what I thought was a hangover was, in fact, the flu. And I've spent the last two days flat on my back in intense pain, unable to move, think, or at one point breathe, thanks to a cough which appears to be trying to drown me. Haven't eaten for the last 48 hours. Feels like I've been hit by a truck - everything aches. My brain feels like it's trying to climb out of my skull. Painkillers - no effect whatsoever. Throat feels like something with claws is shredding it.

Called work on Monday morning to whimper at them and it turns out two other people have got it as well, so presumably some bastard infected us all on Friday night.

Erm - Matt/Ros - I really hope you haven't caught this. *hides in shame*

And thank you for your card ladybella! Scientifically proven - when you feel like death receiving filthy limericks in the post will cheer you up :)