Sitrep

- Central heating boiler : still fucked, as he has to order a part, so no heating other than one electric bar heater.
- Kitchen : Showing evidence of Mother In Law tampering. (I know it's logically idiotic to get annoyed at the fact she's been cleaning my cooker but I already did it last night so she fucking wouldn't. But obviously not enough. Fuck off out my kitchen.)
- Female biology : yuck. Also, ow.
- Interwebs : apparently today comprised entirely of compliment memes. I'll get back to you when I'm not in a foul mood eh.

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ETA: Why the fuck is my GQ Jeremy icon showing up as a fucking manga thing? *changes icon*