There goes the neighbourhood
Sep. 19th, 2007 10:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
suzie_shooterHow to disturb passers-by :
Fail to locate your umbrella, having tidied up too thoroughly at weekend,
Exit house to discover it's already raining and realise you're going to get wet,
Say "piss flaps" not all that quietly,
Look up to discover startled person walking past on pavement staring at you...
Fail to locate your umbrella, having tidied up too thoroughly at weekend,
Exit house to discover it's already raining and realise you're going to get wet,
Say "piss flaps" not all that quietly,
Look up to discover startled person walking past on pavement staring at you...
