In the news

[suzie_shooter]

Because these amused me:

Wallace & Gromit
"A life-sized statue of Wallace and Gromit is to be built in Preston, Lancashire - the home city of their creator Nick Park." So that would be what then - about 20cm high?

Crocs
"In April, a hospital in Sweden banned the shoes after three incidents in which static electricity from staff wearing them was discharged into medical equipment, causing it to malfunction [...] However, the Sheffield spokesman said that no similar incidents had sparked concern in the UK."

Oi be stoopid
"A 18-year-old burglar who vandalised a children's campsite building was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court has heard." Really. Has the level of criminal mastermind we're producing really fallen so low?

Comments

[tinselworm.livejournal.com]

Heh. There's nothing quite so amusing as a dumb criminal.

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

there is a sad lack of really inventive enil geniuses in the world, to my mind.

chocolate cake this morning, btw...

[tinselworm.livejournal.com]

Oooh, lovely. I had raspberry sponge cake with buttercream in it. For breakfast. I know. That's just awful, isn't it?

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

nothing wrong with that at all! sounds yummy. this cake is also, technically, my breakfast. and I've just got frosting all over my notepad, oops...

[cryforthemoon.livejournal.com]

I love criminals like that. They're just so funny.

*licks*

[madmogs.livejournal.com]

Wallace and Grommitt? In MY town?

Well, if they're only 8 inches high, that's okay then...