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I've just received an email about VAT reclamation for various things, which includes the line "Supplies of mortuary services to non-NHS bodies." This may have made me laugh quite a lot.
ETA: I have just received another email containing the most magnificent example of management-speak bullshit I have ever, ever seen: "Using the 'tick-box' simile to the full, I attach a draft mind-map to summarise all the issues mentioned to date." I mean - WTF?
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In other news, upon inspection, I discover I have just managed to get chocolate cake and icing on my top, my trousers, my chair, and my face.
*sporfles*
ETA: I have just received another email containing the most magnificent example of management-speak bullshit I have ever, ever seen: "Using the 'tick-box' simile to the full, I attach a draft mind-map to summarise all the issues mentioned to date." I mean - WTF?
~
In other news, upon inspection, I discover I have just managed to get chocolate cake and icing on my top, my trousers, my chair, and my face.
*sporfles*
