Excuse me madam, but is that a private corpse?

[suzie_shooter]

I've just received an email about VAT reclamation for various things, which includes the line "Supplies of mortuary services to non-NHS bodies." This may have made me laugh quite a lot.

ETA: I have just received another email containing the most magnificent example of management-speak bullshit I have ever, ever seen: "Using the 'tick-box' simile to the full, I attach a draft mind-map to summarise all the issues mentioned to date." I mean - WTF?

~

In other news, upon inspection, I discover I have just managed to get chocolate cake and icing on my top, my trousers, my chair, and my face.

*sporfles*

Comments

[margotgrissom.livejournal.com]

I shall send you a fork for Christmas, so you don't have to shove your entire face into the cake in order to eat it anymore. ;)

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

spoil my fun would you? hehehe

[anazri.livejournal.com]

...I crave your chocolate cake...

What in the name of everything is a 'tick-box simile', and how does one use it?!

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

...all gone I'm afraid...

and, I have no idea. Although possibly the answer to that is "a load of bollocks"

[nonsensical.livejournal.com]

LOL @ your subject line XD

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[cryforthemoon.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

...Ooooh. *licky*

[suzie-shooter.livejournal.com]

*licky!pounce*

(I just typed that as licky!ponce, which probably doesn't conjour up *quite* the same image...)

[cryforthemoon.livejournal.com]

*likes chocolate icing* ^^

(Heeee!)